Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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