I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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