What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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