Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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