so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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