I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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