I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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