You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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