If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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