if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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