I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
