just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
only you would photoshop your dick
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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