it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This baby is an asshole
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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