Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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