finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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