Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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