Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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