I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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