just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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