You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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