i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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