They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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