I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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