in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
