He is such a slut. More and more my type.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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