So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I stole a fireplace last night.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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