I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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