im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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