He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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