When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize