But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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