Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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