Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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