So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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