okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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