i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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