tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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