normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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