As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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