Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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