she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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