She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Congratulations! We have a period
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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