she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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