His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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