After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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