She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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