Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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