I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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