sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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