Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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