I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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