god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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