party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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