super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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