I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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